I’M SMEAGOL AND I’M A PRETTY KITTY!!!!!!!
This is Naomi, she’s my sister!!!!!
OMG SHINY THING!!
Back! Mommy says my head is too small and that’s why I’m…… WHATS THAT!?!?
I am going to write a post today because I am special! Naomi says that I am VERY special. I am going to show her I lover her by jumping on her and biting her face BRB!
She loves me, she showed me by hissing and smacking me in the nose!! We are the best of friends!
Mommy likes yarn! I like it too! I like to eat it and chase it, once I wrapped the whole house in yarn for Mommy while she was gone. She was so happy she cried! I am the best kitty!
Daddy likes his XBOX!! I like it too! I wanted to show Daddy that I like the big white box too so I chewed on the cord!! Daddy picked me up and said “do you want to be electrocuted?!!?” I don’t know what that means!!! But it sounds like fun so I chewed on Daddy’s phone charger too, and then on Mommy’s. They were so happy that they bought more for me to chew on!!
I am a good cat!
Daddy got to busy to do the dishes so he got little tiny flies to help him. Then there were too many flies and Mommy got angry and used her bad kitty voice. So I helped by hunting them! I am a hunter!!
I just stole a piece of plastic out of the recycling container! I like to eat plastic!! But Mommy took it from me. Now I am a sad kitten. Naomi will cheer me up!! I will go fight with her tail!!
I hear Daddy at the door!!!!! I have to go and let him know I love him running in front of him and tripping him!!!!!!!!
